i gave a persian goggles last night
by carolinesucksdick September 23, 2010
Persian Reassurance is the act of enetering a womans anal cavity while she is laying on her side and you penertrate from behind.
Dude how did your date with Melina go? It was great! she even let me give her some Persian Reassurance if you get my drift.
by xvaluedrivenx August 22, 2018
by a normal dude October 14, 2019
by General Dismay July 07, 2015
When you're in a bar or crowded place trying to squeeze through you've probably gently tapped someone in the small of their back to signal you're trying to get through. A Persian Pass is when your hand lingers a little longer and a little more sexually than usual.
E.g. 1 Manfredo was arrested on three counts of sexual assault after women claimed he sexually harassed them on a night out. Manfredo's lawyers argued it wasn't sexual assault but a Persian Pass and the judge - a dead set bro - let him off.
E.g. 2 Sally to her friend Mandy "Omg that tall hunky guy just totally gave me a Persian Pass on his way to the bar. I think I need a bucket."
E.g. 2 Sally to her friend Mandy "Omg that tall hunky guy just totally gave me a Persian Pass on his way to the bar. I think I need a bucket."
by capital una July 26, 2015
There is a large body of literature to date that supports the notion that among all women of the world, Persian women are truly divine in style, grace, intelligence, and modesty. A detailed meta-analysis of present and historic literature further confirms that among Persian women there is one and only one , “Persian Goddess” who is highly praised as truly superior to the rest. SnapChat map services confirms this divine beacon of joy and positive energy originating from the heart of California’s Bay Area granting her the title “ ThePersianGODDESSoftheBAY” ;) She is formally addressed as "PERSIANGODDESS" w/ curly hair + crown emoji by SnapChat Inc. We love you Persian Goddess! Keep shining baby!
"Persian Goddess is It"
"She is the Shit"
"Got the Bay Area lit"
"Make your man cum real quick"
"Cuz you know she got that 5 star clit"
"She is the Shit"
"Got the Bay Area lit"
"Make your man cum real quick"
"Cuz you know she got that 5 star clit"
by San Francisco Chronicle June 23, 2022
I was hitting it so good from behind with her ass up and face down in the shag she wound up with the Persian rash on the left side of her face.
My knees are covered in Persian rash after taking it doggy last night.
What is wrong with your knees and elbows? Looks like you had a skateboard accident. Naaaahhh I’m good. Just the Persian rash.
My knees are covered in Persian rash after taking it doggy last night.
What is wrong with your knees and elbows? Looks like you had a skateboard accident. Naaaahhh I’m good. Just the Persian rash.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019