Penis

what kind of a moron needs the definition of "penis?"

you gotta be fucking kidding me. looking up "penis" in the urban dictionary? get the hell out before i turn off the internet.

by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010

Peni

The plural of and from the term of penis meaning: more than one penis.

"look at those peni"

by anon November 1, 2004

penis

The first weapon a boy is born with. Used for a "cock slap".

I whipped out my penis and cocked slapped that tree

by Nigga Jew February 2, 2007

Peni

(Peen-eye) Penis plural.

Damn bro, sup wit dat peni?

by Supit'sjoeyoucan'tbeatme December 25, 2010

penis

The most important and playful of all the body parts.

My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!

by spike February 6, 2004

penis

a long meaty stick

Chris: Hey mate, have you subscribed to Versinul on youtube?
John: Nah, never heard of him.
Chris: You clearly don't have a long meaty stick you cunt.
John: I have a fat penis you hairy fucker.

by the big bum December 9, 2020

penis

the word 6th grade boys yell while running down the halls in school thinking it's the funniest thing ever

*hallways silent*

mark: PENIS!!!

by Ren the Great And Powerful October 28, 2020