Penis

what kind of a moron needs the definition of "penis?"

you gotta be fucking kidding me. looking up "penis" in the urban dictionary? get the hell out before i turn off the internet.

by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010

Peni

The plural of and from the term of penis meaning: more than one penis.

"look at those peni"

by anon November 1, 2004

penis

The first weapon a boy is born with. Used for a "cock slap".

I whipped out my penis and cocked slapped that tree

by Nigga Jew February 2, 2007

Peni

(Peen-eye) Penis plural.

Damn bro, sup wit dat peni?

by Supit'sjoeyoucan'tbeatme December 25, 2010

penis

The most important and playful of all the body parts.

My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!

by spike February 6, 2004

PENIS

YUMMY

I LOVE PENIS

by pogman23 November 3, 2020

penis

a bong schlong used to make babies or for pleasure. used for peeing and to stick in people

GF: babe can i jerk your penis off?
BF: no thats my bong schlong and only used for peeing.

GF: but u jerk off ??
BF: shut yo bitch ass up only i can touch it

by bong schlonger March 3, 2022