pelican briefs

Any material (which could include vinyl) that attempts to cover usually sloppy, roast beef style pussy lips in an attempt to constrict their natural tendency to dangle like the sweating flaps of overexposed and necrotic skin under good ol' granny's arms. Pelican briefs are easily spotted on the beach, where there the tell-tale sign is a wad of festering flesh akin to the underside of a pelican's beak.

"Hey little buddy, look at those pelican briefs..."
"...Oh Skipper, I think I threw up a little..."
"It'll be alright little buddy, let's go home and I'll give you a nice warm sizzle chest you can sport on the boardwalk this evening."
"I love you Skipper....but my stink eye still burns."

by Haskins Lombardi II December 19, 2003

dirty pelican

When yus fuckin da hoe on da beach you remove your man-organ from da snizzatch and stick it in da sand. Then you continue fuckin da hoe.

Damn woman, youz a dirty pelican!

by Johnny Quest March 30, 2003

Pelican Bay

The most northern infection caused by spore cast from Los Angeles.

Don't go to Pelican Bay if you don't want to catch the Los Angeles infection.

by Downstrike May 27, 2004

Rusty Pelican

When a women gets on her knees and put the males testicles under neath her tongue, than flaps her arms like there wings.

This girl was giving a guy oral in a porno and than she gave the guys a Rusty Pelican.

by Leo David September 8, 2009

rusty pelican

When you first put your balls in someone's ass and afterwards, you put them in that person's mouth

Since she came over last night and gave me a rusty trumbone, I gave her the rusty pelican tonight.

by k2011 June 8, 2011

pelican belly

When during intercourse you take the bra of a female and place one leg through a arm strap then wrap it around her neck no less two times then stick the other leg through the other arm strap and agressivley resume intercourse

Last night i almost killed sally with the outlawed pelican belly technique

by Dutch 007 January 15, 2018

Pelican Doritos

1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.

2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.

1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."

2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022