tiny little pecker

a small ass dick

That boy had a tiny little pecker.

by I_AM_BACK_BITCH March 25, 2004

Peckercillin

The cure for all female (and in some occasions male) horniness!

Girl:I need meh peckercillin!NOW!
Boy:I got it right here!*whipps out dick*
Girl:Yay!

by Awsome person! February 17, 2010

Peckerclamps

A name referring to the hands of a guy unwilling to work like a man and is in general a lazy whining sap

"Get those peckerclamps on that shovel and dig goddamit!"

" If he would use those hands for something other than pulling his pud, he might make something out of himself "

by incider November 3, 2011

Pecker shits

This is for when you take a piss and it smells awful, or resembles a smell of you shitting from your pecker

"Man that was a good piss"
"Dude what the hell, you have pecker shits turn the fan on!"
"My bad bro"

by birdmanswag November 17, 2014

peckis nenis

a neck that extends when happy and has multiple chins when normal. Almost like a a penis when it erects.

has your peckis nenis extended today?

by Modi Fipez December 11, 2017

Peckerdo

The male equivalent of a tittydo. When a man's gut sticks out further than his penis do.

Did you see that fat guy over there? He totally has a peckerdo.

by thisisfuckedup October 10, 2020

Dead pecker bench

The long wooden bench outside of a country store in the south. Where old men gather.

Grandpa and all his buddies were sittin on the dead pecker bench talking about the war.

by soapdonkey April 18, 2015