Mr Parsons

Sarum Academys new no nonsense bald man who will always patrol the academys grounds to check that all the students are in lesson. he got hired in summer 2023 by jennifer moore and since then he has been a dick to all the pupils that attend sarum. he is a media teacher and most of the pupils in the class have given up and they decide to play games.

Mr Parsons bald cunt

by big fat tubby December 15, 2023

Cody Parsons

Massive donger

‘Wow! that Cody Parsons has a massive donger!’ (Meaning huge wang)

by A4trappy styllll November 21, 2023

Griffin Parsons

A skinny white boy who can NOT take no for an answer. 🙄 Welcome to loser town!!!!!! 💁 ♀️Hater!!! 😒😤😡

Griffin Parsons did you hack into my alt sonic Hater?
Griffin: NO!!!! 😡😡😤🤬

by mikelover701 February 21, 2024

mrs parsons

mrs parsons is a assistant principal at chaffey secondary college she is a fat bitch that will tell you off for the stupidest things

kid 1: bro follow me i wanna show you something cool
kid 2 : alr
mrs parsons: WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING BACK HERE?????
kid 1 : i hate you miss.

by eevee lover November 24, 2024

Chat arsonist

Someone that likes to drop a comment in the chat and then smiles as the chaos follows.

Mike : you get what you get and you don't complain.
Garry: Rubbish!
Jason: Don't worry Garry, he's just being a chat arsonist. He wants you to fire up.

by Kabia October 15, 2025

Social media arsonist

Posting something controversial and then reading replies, but refusing to reply to anyone who tags you.

Look at this social media arsonist, saying guns should be better regulated but not answering a single question by gun owners.

by Miss Psycho Scorpio December 6, 2018

ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020