Parker

a GIRL Parker, is very sweet and creative. She has short hair (now) and people always call her a guy. She is super skinny and wears my clothes a lot. Parker also loves pigs and giraffes.

Alice: Have you seen Parker's pig collection?
Sara: No
Alice: Well you should because it is AWESOME!

by Hats Girl November 22, 2011

Parker

The most annoying person you will ever meet and not attractive at all!

Parker is annoying

by fdghrfghjrtx June 29, 2018

Parker

Name for an awesome guy. Always hilarious and kind. They always know how to make your day. Usually pretty small but athletic! They're smart and hot, you just can't get enough of 'em! They have a six pack and the leg muscles of a beast! Parkers are the best!

Who's that guy with the six pack over there?!

Oh that's Parker everybody knows him, the guys awesome!

by Hyenabird X January 9, 2018

Parker

A lazy asshole who doesn’t do anything and still expects everything to just come to him

He does no work yet expects things in return. He’s such a Parker

by Newewwwwwwwb January 17, 2018

Parker

Idiot ,Moron ,Asian, Stupid

Parker your an idiot

by Parker Saleski February 4, 2015

Parker

Parker's are usually homosexual males that don't come out of the closet at first. They usually act very gay and take anal very well

Hey, that guy looks like a Parker

by Scyther2328 August 19, 2016

Parker

The slob of the century.

Hey you have a disgusting mixture of sweat, nachos and semen on your chest. Stop being a Parker.

by fruitclup July 4, 2016