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Monkey Parachute School

One of the lost Bert Reynolds movies. Made early in his career the film is based on a true story of how the British trained monkeys as bombers during the second world war. The monkeys used to have explosives either strapped to them or around their necks. They would parachute out of a plane, land on enemy soil and them run into bunkers and buildings before setting off the bombs. It was seen as a key strategy in the British removing several men of power in Berlin.

The film stars many young actors and Bert Reynolds appearance as a pilot is short lived (he ends up being mashed by a jet engine). The film failed to make any mark at the cinemas and has been restricted to late night television showings on small satellite channels. The film is famous for the lack of one important thing.. Bert Reynolds doesn't have his mustache in it!
Bert: Monkeys! What the sodding hell do they know about parachutes.
Capt. England: More than a washed up fighter pilot.
by Jessop August 8, 2005
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parabattered

a dreaded form of intense paranoia induced by smoking far too much super-strength skunk, when even your most reliable smoking buddy becomes a double agent
woah, that bag of shiva I caned got me well parabattered, I hid under the floor boards (to escape the window people) for an entire week.
by DTE September 20, 2006
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I've been caught in an idiot parade all day long, everywhere I go Im surrounded by idiots!

What a parade of idiots today at (insert local store) !

Can't anyone do anything correctly?

Called the credit card company today, what an idiot parade!

Don't look now, idiot parade to your left.

If I have to deal with that parade of idiots one more time I just might snap!
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Salty Parachute

When semen is ejaculated and floats gracefully towards the ground.

Usually performed from a height.
Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"

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Speed Parachute

When someone blows speed up your anal orifice.
The playmate I dated stuck a speed parachute up my ass once without really letting on to what she was up to and holy fuck I was a chunk of granite and must of pumped a few quarts of chowder out whenever she decided I should. That was one fucked up fuck fest. Mostly in the kitchen.
by Sam Moj November 30, 2021
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