Oxygen

YOU.CANT.LIVE.WITHOUT.THIS.SHIT.

-Why don’t trees make something useful like WiFi?
-SO JUST FUCK OXYGEN RIGHT?

by ShiningSmile101 August 6, 2019

Oxygen

Something you want to consume as little as possible of.

"Hey, stop breathing oxygen!"
"Ok!"

by a space lobster March 2, 2021

Oxygen thief

A person thats is a loss cause and drain on world. Sad sack, loser, dick head, fkknuckle,fktardian, unit.

Omg that bitch is a oxygen thief guys. I so dont wantbto be in her space. Makes my skin crawl. Deep sense of dread when there around, do you feel it gf?

by HEIDI_AUSSIE February 12, 2021

trip over oxygen

when someone trips over nothing and just hits the ground

watching a horror movie when someone randomly falls: "what did that bitch do, trip over oxygen??"

by frackinhell May 25, 2015

Oxygen

What the fuck is wrong with you, you must be 8. Looking up the fuckin defenition for goddamn oxygen.

I breathe oxygen when i eat shit

by What the fuck is a psusoment February 9, 2022

Airplane Oxygen

A cryptid with 3 tongues, 1 eye, and super speed.

CHELSEA HELP. AIRPLANE OXYGEN ESCAPED!!

by 1000BeesInATrenchCoat July 24, 2025

Oxygen

The thing that you are wasting

Man you are a waste of oxygen, why did you fucking do that?

by Ole Hickey June 3, 2021