osterlocious

a step-dads word for confusing his stepkids.

when his stepkids are being bad, he says, "stop being so osterlocious!!"

by bobslave July 11, 2010

osteosanchez

when it hurts to get a dirty sanchez becuase you have osetosanchez.

she made me stop whiping my shitdick on her because she had osteosanchez.

by mollsdolls December 9, 2010

Osterduce

Osterducing: The act of ripping of one's genitalia with the use of sharp-barbed tentacles which erupt from one's vagina in a myriad of numbers. Generally the osterducing occurs whenever an adolescent participates in tom foolery and shameful shenanigans. During the excruciating process, some have been known to reach sexual orgasm, blood and semine, among other fluids, dripping from their ripped nethers. Though the supreme court has not technically classified this action as rape, they have classified osterducing as assault and battery. The penalty for osterducing is 3 months in an asylum and 12 months of rehabilitation for the victim. The one who committed the osterducing is protected by the DIO act. (Diplomatic Immunity for Osterducers). Though protestors continually riot over this almost seemingly incredulous act, the supreme court judges refuse to re-examine this case. In an almost poetic sense of the word, they call osterducing a quiet form of vigilante justice to "Shameful Youngsters."

Some of the signs and systems of osterducing are:
1. Screaming while clutching their genitals.

2. Blood and semine dripping on the floor from the ceiling.
3. Frantic cries of: "This is not rape technically but it hurts like a Bitch!"
4. An adult individual with tentacles emerging from their nethers.
5. Suction cup marks on the victims body and or scrotum.

If you know anyone who has been osterduced or is currently being osterduced right now, please call this hotline:

1800-PLZ-HELP

Johnny went around egging elderly neighbor's houses and one of them osterduced him. He doesn't come out of his home or speak anymore. He only screams when someone mentions tentacle hentai.

by Goobypls November 6, 2012

Osterbacking

The act of going too far with something. Usually in a homosexual or awkward sense.

Friend 1: "Yo I'm tryna get this bitch to suck my dick tho !"

Friend 2: "Haha yee I'm boutta hit up Palmela tongiht tho ya feel"

Osterbacker: "I'll just have Grant do that for me!"

......

Everyone at the same time: "Too far Ryan.. always Osterbacking"

by DatAintBigG October 6, 2013

Östermalm

The home of the coolest and richest dude in Sweden, Erik Milburne

I'm going to Östermalm hope I meet Erik

by Libomannen1337 February 1, 2017

Ostentatious

Spectacular - something that blows my mind because it's that awesome.

The view on the mountain was just ostentatious.

by Nixcetera April 4, 2017

Ostentatious

A showy display intended to impress and on the verge of being vulgar.

The act of being ostentatious generally signifies the user either having a small penis or slack vagina and is a vulgar attempt to over compensate.

#... thing is he's got an exceptionally small penis, that's why he's so ostentatious ; always trying to prove he's the fastest racing driver on the planet and buying all those ridiculously expensive super cars!" ~ on Mike Chang: Professional Racing Driver

by Generationnexus October 13, 2017