Loaf of Beans

When canned beans stay in a can shape even after being emptied from the can

When I was dumping the beans out of the can they were a loaf of beans.

by Creztop April 12, 2018

dookie loaf

dookie loaf is equivalent to a stack of money or a $1000.

nothings sweeter than opening a dookie loaf bag

by drewbe69 August 17, 2010

Chopped the loaf

When some one does something idiotic, forgetful, or stupid.

Damn dude, Stacy really chopped the loaf on that science exam

by Gilchrispy December 19, 2012

Dirty Loaf

Another word for taking a shit.

Man that was a dirty loaf!

Fuck man your dirty loaf reeks!

by sanchezzZz April 19, 2009

pimp loaf

A legendary secret held by the space-age group, the Battalion. Legend has it that nibbling on the pimp loaf while watching the bountiful eroticism of a longhorn steer is truly the immortal technique.

Battlalion Member: Pimp up the shrimp cup and nibble on the pimp loaf, m'friar!
Guy: What in the god damned fuck are you saying, you mongoloid?

by jamesjones3 June 07, 2017

freestyle loafing

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.

"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."

by Danny Delinquent March 04, 2004

Barnacle Loaf

A shit so rough it feels like it's caked in barnacles. Often caused by eating to much popcorn.

Dude I had the worst case of Barnacle Loaf this morning and my asspipe is still killing me.

by singin quimby August 19, 2010