hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.

Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.

by parkca01 October 04, 2013

jogging titties

Seeing a women passer by jogging. And boobs bouncing. Similar to seat belt titty, when you look over at the car next to you and see cleavage from the seat belt.

Ben:Check out them jogging titties!
Mark: Dude, those are my moms jogging titties!

Ben: Yowzaz!

by Revival31313 June 02, 2018

juke and jog

Running from the left to the right to avoid a pursuer or chase an objective.

If someone is shootin at you, you should be jukin and joggin.
See that dog chasin that rabbit, and that rabbit juke and jog to get away?

by Bboop59 March 13, 2016

Jogging my wires

When someone keeps insistently harping on you.

Quit jogging my wires as I won't be responsible for when they short.

by S.F. SORROW December 03, 2019

Run the Jog

doing more than what is expected of you

Kate was supposed to write a sentence for her homework but she wrote a whole page. Guess you could say she likes to run the jog.

by salty taco February 05, 2018