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Toronto scale

Scale of 1-10 defining the urgency of the need to urinate. This is an exponential scale, meaning the further you progress through the scale the faster the denominations increase. This frequently occurs when travelling into Canada's largest city by car at rush hour.

1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel
--Hey Man, I think i need a piss

--How bad is it?

--About a 7 on the Toronto scale

--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!
by Number17 June 21, 2014
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crush scale

A scale used to determine how infatuated you are with a certain someone.

1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.
Person 1: Bruh, you like that girl?

Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.

Person 1: I got you bruh.
by caonima December 15, 2013
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Burzum scale

Unit of measurement used in determining the flammability of a church.
Free-thinking neopagan: "This one should light up pretty quick guys. It's only got a score of 3.2 on the Burzum scale."
by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020
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Shitcher scale

The number scale that rates the magnitude of the poop that one took. Much like the Richter Scale, 1.0 being weak and 10 being EPIC.
Man I just blew up that bathroom! That's gotta be a 8.4 on the Shitcher scale!
by Cockmcgee May 21, 2009
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Gorlock scale

An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).
"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
by (BIGH) October 24, 2023
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scaling hoes

The process whereby one "ranks" or "scales" women from 1-10, with 10 being the highest.
Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.
by jwr24 February 22, 2009
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Tate scale

A decimal unit of measurement which grades homosexuality from 0-1 based on Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.

The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale.

A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.

A zero is only theoretically possible.

Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.

Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49

Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.

Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.

It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
"I heard Joe's gay. I always figured he was a least a 0.45 on the Tate Scale, so it wouldn't surprise me to find he's crossed the thin gay line at least a few times in his life."
by slappy hooper October 15, 2022
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