The Lawn Chair

the act of fucking a woman in the ass,and mid fucking you pull out so she shits all over your cock.you then spin her around 3 times,no more no less.then she cleans of your cock and sucks you off.then after you finish you piss all over her.

"Hey Frank,you remember that bitch Tracy from high school?"

"Yea what about her?"

"I hit her with The Lawn Chair last night,she ran out of my house crying."

by Psycho Nifkin February 02, 2009

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Lawn Guyland

The greatest place in the fuckin' earth!

Floral Park/Huntginton in da house!

by LongIs February 23, 2005

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lawn gnome

something that is almost as creepy as clowns

i really dislike lawn gnomes

by maroo August 07, 2006

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Lawn Fairies

the guy who said its a soccer player

lawn fairies dont play soccer,they mow your lawns

by jon the baptist May 06, 2008

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mullet lawn

A lawn which is well cared for on the front side of the house, but in disarray on the back, much like a mullet - "business in the front, party in the back".

The Hendersons have such a mullet lawn. It's just like their marriage - they're always putting on their best face for the neighborhood, but deep down, they have issues...

by ekolis August 01, 2014

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