Craig

The art of relaxing your way through anything
He was laying on the couch having a Craig while the rest of us were busy with arranging the affairs.
by Word Slave January 28, 2019
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A Craig is a long-tenured hunky who operates the fuck out of Charlie and throws fart bombs like a boss. Can often be seen with black fingertips from reading grocery bags full of six different newspapers and a four inch stack of ads.
Craig: DONKEYYYYYYYYY!!!
by PortlyNinja October 06, 2018
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A teddy bear that will only come out of his cave for a taco and cheese itz and remains in the cave to take naps. Has a fear of fire extinguishers.
A Craig picked up a fire extinguisher and is going to use it
by White_knife22 June 19, 2019
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A extremely gay guy that has flakey skin likes to hit on Carl while drunk. Also likes to grab chicks ass' while they are hooking up with people because he's a seedy fuck.
Also enjoys scratching and being a faggot
Ew cunt you're so Craig!
by Craigsaseedycunt June 28, 2011
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Someone that has husky eyes. This person is known as dogeyes and can often be seen playing with other dogs playing at the park or dogging people. It is also a very good touch football team.
when you steal someones money. oh you craig dogeyes lawler
by Amazing 1 March 26, 2010
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Ahhh silly 4 year olds and their Craigs
by Nicknicknicknicknick March 17, 2014
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craig is a hated name by gregs. gregs are danny's army on youtube. hatred towards craigs are just for fun
danny: join or family here on youtube and become greg
danny: oh btw we hate craigs
by teawlemon May 23, 2019
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