Oliver

Oliver is an extremely handsome guy. He is so much fun to have around, the life of the party. He plays soccer like no one else. When he walks into a room you instantly get butterflies, he's very smart, very fast, and very chill. Don't make him mad though, it will break your heart more than his! Take care of him because he is very rare, and if you treat him right, he'll treat you like his queen! He's just a very fun and sexy guy!

Girl: "Hi I think your really cute, can I have your number?"
Oliver: "No sorry, I already belong to my beautiful queen."

by Ltnabby<3 February 10, 2022

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Oliver

When you have a bad liver you say Oliver
Pronounced Oh-Liver

You have an Oliver

by Maaat elskeren69 September 4, 2019

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Olives

Olives are the best, you find them with feta cheese and garlic shoved inside and if you don't like them you are going to hell :))

Oooo look olives yum yum

by Ieatolivesallday March 6, 2020

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Oliver

The most amazing person ever created. Everyone wants to be like him. He can get a girlfriend whenever he wants. Although he is always mistreated by his brother, he is still the coolest person you will ever meet.

A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.

He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.

A saint.

Guy #1: Man look at Oliver, he is so amazing!

Guy #2: I know I wish I was him!

by lawlwhocarez September 25, 2010

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Oliver

Oliver (pronounced oli-vah, in this context) is a fairly new term originating from the suburbs of London which describes a boner which exceeds 100% intensity. It is rarely achievable for your average young male, but a virgin married man on his honeymoon often experiences an oliver when having sex with his wife for the first time. Olivers tend to release huge ejaculations.

James: so did Lydia get you hard last night, then?
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!

by Oliver twistopher the eighth July 23, 2017

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