commit green ogre

BECOME SHREK

go commit green ogre noob

by VVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 2, 2020

Ogre Smile

When you smile you bring your lower jaw out, both top and bottom teeth are shown while one smiles. One must also push their head forward to get the full effect of the the smile.

homie1- Dang, did you see how Chris smiled?
homie2- Ya man that is an ogre smile..
homie1- Radical dude!!

by TTPZ August 4, 2012

ogre-whelming

When Shrek finds someone/something beautiful

"Your beauty is ogre-whelming me"

by gayoldman May 31, 2019

ogre

Ogre is a lovely kind person who likes his own gender they are mostly known for dating people such as atomicverrater and also they are hard workers, usually they work at restaurants like kfc or mcdonalds for many hours during the day, and the rest of the day they proceed to sword fight on stay alive and flirting with men.

Wow! This guy has to be ogre hes stealing my boyfriend.

by OneofJoeysSlayers September 9, 2022

Ogre

Raymond Kim

OGRE

by Blacknego May 23, 2018

It’s not Ogre yet

The second part of the well known fable known as “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life”

It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

It’s not Ogre Yet…

It’s never Ogre…

by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023

milk the ogre

When a woman (usually young and attractive) is nice and sweet to her boyfriend or sugar daddy in order for him to continue doing what she wants.

“Hey bestie, I gotta go milk the ogre so we can keep driving his car and living in his nice condo”

by Ogremilker69 December 26, 2018