nutella slut

1. one who has a over obsession of nutella
2. a person; particularly a sixteen year old girl who goes to kent who would choose to eat nutella over peanut butter.

person 1: lets get a peanut butter sandwich
person 2: hell no..get me some nutella and graham crackers!
person 1: how about peanut butter and graham crackers?
person 2: .....
person 1: wow you are a nutella slut

by graham noodle September 20, 2009

Nutella

a chocolate hazelnut spread that is so good it'll make you wanna eat it out of the jar

Jake - Mom do you have a spread i can put on my toast? Perhaps butter?

Mom- OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO YOU WANT FREAKING BUTTER?

Jake- I-

Mom- *throws nutella at him*

by chickengirlonhighness September 1, 2020

nutella sandwich

To make a nutella sandwhich spread feaces onto or "shit" on your partners frontside and then from a height jump on to your partner creating a sandwich. For maximum enjoyment both you and your partner should be naked.

Jon says: Jen, do you fancy a nutella sandwich ;)
Jen says: fuck off you weirdo

by fruitshoot December 25, 2007

nutella kitty

nutella kitty is a person who hangs around the CB on Gaia and is a fag. her name may be gay as fuck, but she has posted a lot and loves the other fags. not considered reg yet

nutella kitty is obviously a CB fag

"Hey, lend me a nutella?" "Fuck you and no. It fucking ALLLLLL mine. dats right." "you fat ass." "I fucking know. I love nutella, I am a fag, and cats r cool." "You suck." "i know, thnx mang."

Nutella kitty loves the word mang btw.

by nutellafag October 28, 2010

Nutella

A popular twitter handle in the world of 14-24 y/o females. Highly retweeted, mysteriously owned, identifiable by crown symbol.

Girl: OMG I love nutella she is so relatable!!!!!11!

by beecociella065 May 31, 2014

Nutella

Not to be confused with the heavenly hazelnut spread Nutella, nutella is

1) a fancy word for nut (to nut) and/or

2) the girl version of nutting.

Pronounced as nuh-tella, contrary to Nutella being new-tella.

*girl sends nudes* rich dude: damn I'm going to nutella

*sexy dude walks by* girl: I'm about to nutella

by AmaranthineFog January 16, 2017

Nutella

commonly found in ones food depository, a fucking yummers snack which is great for perkins and is fun in the bedroom

made from hazelnuts and chocolate this spread is god's semen falling down upon us from heaven

"this nutella's gotten all over my cock, help me get it off"

by man with large wanger May 16, 2006