Numpty

No kiddin'. A numpty is a wee gob stopper ( for you English a small round hard sweet similar in size to an aniseed ball). I've had a box.

Stop sookin' all those numpties - you'll get plukes and you're ugly enough

by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003

NUMPTY

The 2003 Pool Champion.

He is a Numpty

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Fuck Numpty

Describes one who shows equal levels of sheer ignorance, annoyance, and raging stupidity at all fucking times.

People who have one too many shots of tequila can be described as a FUCK NUMPTY

by XOXONLYME March 12, 2018

Numpty

An idiot

me: Luke you are a numpty
luke: ok

by Daily Goat Newsletter April 14, 2021

Numpty

A person who has gone and made a fool of oneself; with excessive amount of drug use, specifically frying one’s brain and disengaging in all use of basic motor functions.
A numpty

Damn, He’s gone and fucked himself. What a numpty.

by Bellzgotem February 14, 2024

Numpty

Someone who acts/ looks like a ballbag. Could use some major help.

My girl friend mallory was being a Numpty today.

by Bonestead July 31, 2022

Numpty

A word that apparently is Scottish, but you use it by calling people that are idiots "idiots" without them realizing it because... well, they are idiots. Luckily, great minds think alike, so both me and the Scottish know what is up.

"Dude, Jim is such a fucking numpty, he keeps eating shrimp whole, he doesn't take off the carapace before he shoves it into his fat little mouth."

by younerd July 24, 2023