Numpty

A very small person much like the last in the series of russion nesting dolls. The small people tend to have long curly blond hair and suck there thumbs a little more than they should considering there at uni.

Rhiannon is a dumb Numpty who sucks her thumb.

by Neal Hugedong April 28, 2008

numpty

A person, who, for their public personality seems as if they can be compared to the pleasant 'Humpty Dumpty'... but when in the comfort of being alone in their room takes out the Jack Daniels and wacks off to a taped episode of Sesame Street.

When u donate to the Boy Scouts just to see them jump for joy

by claudia January 1, 2004

nump

a word used to in any sentence describe anything at any timt

what the nump is going on?

that was numping awesome!

HOLY NUMP!

I don't feel so nump today.

by chillenchoclate December 1, 2009

Numpty

A person who continues to be immature and stupid. someone who is offensive and annoying.

the people who write things on here being incredibly offensive to homosexuals and 'Emo kids'. just for the record i am not either of these, yet i can see that what people are writing is out of order by a long shot! i think y'all should grow up and get a life...are you not human? do you not see that other people have feelings? shit you are all so prejudice and cruel!

by Melanne November 18, 2004

NUMPTY

A person over 50 years of age, who is bad tempered, always wears a cap, sounds like a sheep and is a yard manager in Wilsons Auctions in Portadown.

Wenty you numpty bitch

by Jason Potts December 23, 2003

numpy

Numpy- the girl you see walking around that is hella hot. the one you have to take a second look at

Guy1-Fuck dude that girl was fuckin numpy
Guy2-fuck ya dude

by Kyle Deetken, Ryan Hickey May 10, 2007

numpty

Female drver

The tarts a numpty. Got a license from flashing nice tits & a bit of flange.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003