A text nuke is a text bomb on steroids.
Sending a text nuke requires sending a single recipient at least 500 text messages. Given the service and quality of the phone, this may take more than half an hour just to receive the messages. Very successful if don to recipient at inconvenient times: in class, during a test, 5AM, hooking up with somebody, at a meeting, etc...
A text nuke should be reserved for comical purposes or when you really want to mess with somebody. Careful - if done in jest, ensure that the recipient has a plan.
*Note: This can also be used to achieve more than a simple interruption, such as battery drainage...*
Sending a text nuke requires sending a single recipient at least 500 text messages. Given the service and quality of the phone, this may take more than half an hour just to receive the messages. Very successful if don to recipient at inconvenient times: in class, during a test, 5AM, hooking up with somebody, at a meeting, etc...
A text nuke should be reserved for comical purposes or when you really want to mess with somebody. Careful - if done in jest, ensure that the recipient has a plan.
*Note: This can also be used to achieve more than a simple interruption, such as battery drainage...*
by Hector Jr November 27, 2009
Get the text nukemug. this happens in modern warfare 2, when 2 or more nerds join a lobby and use tac inserts and take turns killing eachother till one of them gets a nuke. used most commonly in freeforall. the trick to get rid of it is to go find where they are hiding (easy to tell because tac insert is loud) and rpg the shit out of those cheaters!
nerd1:hey guyz! lets go nuke boosting!
nerd2:ya!!!
*joins lobby*
nerd1:21-22-23-24 kills! 1 more!
*KABOOM RPG*
nerds:nooo!!!!
nerd2:ya!!!
*joins lobby*
nerd1:21-22-23-24 kills! 1 more!
*KABOOM RPG*
nerds:nooo!!!!
by ShinyNewArmor January 30, 2010
Get the nuke boostingmug. by JayReynolds October 3, 2007
Get the Drop a nukemug. Dude 1: what should we do about the people of haiti?
Dude 2: Nuke 'Em
Reporter: Mr President what should we do about the terrorisit in the east?
Obama: Nuke 'Em
Dude 2: Nuke 'Em
Reporter: Mr President what should we do about the terrorisit in the east?
Obama: Nuke 'Em
by Pancake_Main August 10, 2010
Get the Nuke 'Emmug. When a person takes a massive dump in another persons microwave and cooks it on the highest setting until it explodes into a shitty mess or catches on fire. The Nuke Duker normally flees the scene so that when the owner of the microwave finds the evidence, they are none the wiser.
I was at my best friends house and he drank all my beer, so while he was at work, I ate everything in his fridge and then left him a Nuke Dukem.
by Steven Langston April 13, 2007
Get the Nuke Dukemmug. -When something is seen as really appealing and/or brings satisfaction to and idea or subject.
-Also can be a substitute for "you're mad" or "you're lying".
-Also can be a substitute for "you're mad" or "you're lying".
Teacher: " You got an A on your project Mark, keep up the good work."
Mark: "That's Big Nuke!"
John: "I have a girlfriend, she doesn't live in this country but she's definitely real."
Bob: "Thats Big Nuke bro, your girlfriend doesn't even exist!"
Mark: "That's Big Nuke!"
John: "I have a girlfriend, she doesn't live in this country but she's definitely real."
Bob: "Thats Big Nuke bro, your girlfriend doesn't even exist!"
by Talexman2004 December 29, 2019
Get the Big Nukemug. by TheDigger49409 May 23, 2023
Get the fat nukemug.