number catcher

Slang for diaper. Worn by adults as well as enfants.

A Depends "number catcher"...for Gramps. A Huggies "number catcher"...for the baby. This will be a 5 hour trip, and they both are going to have an unavoidable #1 at some point. The baby is good for a #2 as well.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2021

safety is number one priority

A phrase often used by a youtuber named CrazyRussianHacker

"Whats up everybody welcome back to my laboratory where safety is number one priority"

- CrazyRussianHacker

by Evilmario22404 February 2, 2017

naberist

The biggest noob of noobs

That guy can't even crank 90's... such a naberist

by NaberistoBaristo November 2, 2021

Nubby Nubberton

One who has gone beyond all levels of the art of nub, even past nub cake. May also be described as "The Mayor of Nubville"
or "Govna Nub"

Oh my god, look at that tortoise-armed kid he is such a nubby nubberton.

You know if there was a state of nub, you'd be the govna! Govna Nub!

by Not Nubby February 21, 2009

IP number

An ignorant way to say "IP address."

My IP number is 192.168.0.1.

by ayan4m1 March 13, 2011

Make number two

When you squeeze out some fecal matter from your anus.

After that huge dinner I need a bathroom now so I can " make number two "

by primo box October 31, 2016

The Number of the Feast

When environmentalists are debating what percents of someone’s income must be spent on food to avoid food wastage, while alleviating global poverty—they argue that food is too cheap to provide sufficient income for small farmers, who are the world’s poorest or hungriest people.

The Pinocchio-in-Chief wanted to boast about his skin-deep knowledge about the number of the beast to his MAGA evangelical donors, but they ended up talking about the number of the feast instead.

by Fasters December 10, 2022