Used by IT support people when referring to users who need "special attention". Usually non-technical people (especially HR) who:
- do not have any clue how to use a computer
- cannot see the obvious
- cannot read or follow simple instructions
- will constantly complain that "the system is broken" because they don't know how to use it
- don't know what a web browser is (sure sign they are using IE)
- are the very reason people should be licensed before being allowed near a computer
- are the bane of existence for all IT support people
Special Users are not limited to non-IT people. Especially ones who announce that they have 14 years of experience in IT, and then use terms like "reverse backslash".
- do not have any clue how to use a computer
- cannot see the obvious
- cannot read or follow simple instructions
- will constantly complain that "the system is broken" because they don't know how to use it
- don't know what a web browser is (sure sign they are using IE)
- are the very reason people should be licensed before being allowed near a computer
- are the bane of existence for all IT support people
Special Users are not limited to non-IT people. Especially ones who announce that they have 14 years of experience in IT, and then use terms like "reverse backslash".
IT support person 1: "Someone from HR just logged an incident. It says 'I can't can't submit this online form. It keeps giving me an error message. The system must be broken. Can you please investigate?'. And they have included a screenshot which clearly shows that they have not completed a mandatory field . . ."
IT support person 2: *Facepalm* "I'll flag them as a Special User, then send them an email explaining what a mandatory field is and what they need to do to "fix" it."
IT support person 2: *Facepalm* "I'll flag them as a Special User, then send them an email explaining what a mandatory field is and what they need to do to "fix" it."
by Sager_ September 23, 2014
A Hamilton Special is a bundle of drunkenness usually reserved for high school and college-aged people who are blacking out on a budget. It consists of two Four Lokos of any flavor, one 32-oz. Bud Light Bottle (no 40's in FL), and one Black and Mild (preferably wood-tip and Wine flavored) to be smoked as a closing ceremony. The Hamilton Special derives its name from its price, as a $10 bill will have you Hamilton'd and ready to go in most areas.
Bro 1: "Bro, Zach threw up on my car and fucked my girlfriend!"
Bro 2: "Deal with it tomorrow, he's already a Hamilton Special deep"
Bro 2: "Deal with it tomorrow, he's already a Hamilton Special deep"
by Big M0e June 18, 2011
by Usernname35618 December 16, 2019
Fucking a girl doggy-style while standing in front of a wall and holding her arms behind her back. With every thurst, her face is rammed into the wall.
"Damn Nick, what'd u do to yo bitch last night? Her face is all fucked up!"
"Nothin. Just gave her the Fuddy Special..."
"Nothin. Just gave her the Fuddy Special..."
by Nick Fuddy February 15, 2008
by loesing October 18, 2006
by tinutz & nani May 15, 2003
Bob: What is a spoonerism?
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.
by a babies goad April 18, 2017