Nonce

Derogatory term for a sex offender in prison. Now a general term for a prisoner on the vulnerable prisoner wing. Contrary to other definitions, the actual origins of Nonce are: Not Of Normal Criminal Element. This was because in times past, prisoners (whether sex offenders or not) were not "Normal" for whatever reason. Recently, the phrase has bastardised into just referring to sex offenders.

I see that pervert's on the nonce wing.

That nonce needs his bollocks chopping off

by Bob Briggs May 2, 2011

nonce

British slang for "pedophile." A really disgraceful group of bastards native to playgrounds, schools, and vestries.

Nobody has less fun in prison than a nonce.

by VA-Flans February 24, 2009

nonagon

A 9-sided polygon. The latin root orginates from the word "nona" which means ninth of the ninth. 9-9 or 1/9. Or just ninth. Read the book Virtual Mode by Piers Anthony for more relative relations on the modes and Julia set.

The nonagon has 20 parallel demensions. One is the Burgess set. I don't know any others. They are intersecting, but still parallel. Just fuck me, my brain hurts.

by --a0a-- February 26, 2003

nonce fodder

1. (noun) A young child, dressed to impress.

2. exclamation, similar to cunty bollocks.

1. Hey son, why are you wearing those leather trousers, you're right nonce fodder you.

2. Oh nonce fodder

by Kristofa January 31, 2005

nincanpoop

from the movie "Wind in the Willows". Often said by the character, Tode.
Used to call someone stupid or silly.

Tode: "they're all nincanpoops, everyone of them!"
Badger: "now, now, dont be mean"

What a nincanpoop, i cant believe she did that to me.

by I spell it as Haylie April 18, 2008

Nonce nugget

A Werthers Original

Werthers Original sweets... sweets that old men give to children... = Nonce nuggets

by mrbisq July 4, 2011

Nonce

Originally an acronym of 'Not of Normal Criminal Element' used to label english prisoners convicted of sex offences involving minors, the word nonce has evolved over the years to also be used as a derogatory slang term for calling someone an idiot or a penis. For example,

"I asked for a Guinness and this is a Stella you fucking Nonce"

It has also started to be used as a replacement for the word 'fucking' when haste is needed. For example in a sentence like, 'Come on we're late, stop noncing about you slag'.

The latest meaning is much more innocent, it is simply a replacement for 'having a little look' or a 'mooch' around.

"Fancy grabbing a coffee and having a little nonce round the shops?"

"Can't we meet a bit later I wanted to have a nonce round Woolworths first you cunt!"

"Oi oi fucktard! Wanna walk down Holloway and have a nonce at what's on at the cinema?"

"Have a nonce at this!"

by whoever1234 February 9, 2017