nob shlob

submissive degradeing sexual act where one vigorously licks a penis letting mass amount of spit drip n fall.

shlob my nob you ugly ass pig fuckin beyach!!!!

by MAD Jester August 26, 2003

nob-chuffer

Someone who is a chuffer of nob.

He's such a nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

nob off

To nob and off is saying to sum 1 they aint got no balls.

Nob off you twat, go and find your foster parents.

by Good boy better know!!! November 3, 2007

Corn on the nob

A Boabie Joabie which, on closer inspection, turns out to be a piece of undigested sweetcorn

I went for a piss and found a boabie joabie under my foreskin. I pulled it back and realised I had corn on the nob!

by masheeplookslikeadug April 20, 2010

Nob Jock

Shortened version of 'nob jockey'. Meaning gay man (someone who rides the cock).

General abusive term.

God, you're such a nob jock!

Mert's such a nob jock!

by Jake Howard May 11, 2008

nob twat

a guy who is a nob and a twat and is head is a nob

wow james is a nob twat

by Sex vibe July 23, 2018

angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018