Mons Maximus

A giant mons pubis. No the same as a fupa which is generally higher up, this is basically a huge mound.
Generally not attractive, unless you have a mouth the size of a hippo

Check out this picture in this link, nice body, but damn that mons maximus is a dirt nap.

http://tinyurl.com/5kt3l4

by MikeI_Chi August 11, 2008

cha mon

An abreviation of come on

cha mon my bad invisible friend

by liam December 1, 2003

Mon Bon

A straight bottom bitch, a pimps best money maker. Normally named Monica.

You my mon bon, so make your Big Daddy some phat cash.

by Big Phats November 6, 2012

Snake Mon

to be a male snake

why wont you mark my test?
your a snake mon
hey snake mon

by Boris Shvarts March 15, 2009

mingus mons

someone who is doing something disgusting.
someone who is disgusting.

oh my god zoe, your such a mingus mons

by amy zoe November 19, 2007

Mon-citoed

A state of utter confusion. Stymied. Exaggerated by the effects of alcohol although this situation can take place while sober. A mess. A fucked situation.

Moned, being the precursor to mon-citeod. Traffic is to moned as a traffic accident is to mon-cited.

If you had 4 beers you were moned. If you had 14 beers to you undoubtedly mon-citeod or simply "citoed"

Cito, seeto - A dork or loser.

The "cito" bartender through me out for being too citeod and touching the guests. The next morning I woke up and was so mon-citoed I hurled all over the hallway.

by Joe.G July 16, 2007

mon-ster

stoner loving; wannabe gangster who thinks they are mexican and wears pants that are WAY to tight.

"wow; look at that mon-ster! i don't like her; i think shes a prep." "and you think i love her?"

by cheechanator March 27, 2008