the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.
pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints
pagan: say less
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints
pagan: say less
by callum everal April 10, 2021
My balls are covered in lice, people keep staring at me. I’m the least favourite out of the friend group.
by naughtylatedy May 15, 2022
when you are a nitty ,and you have a never ending cough. Used to describe a cough you cant get rid of if you are a regular tobacco/cannabis user.
by nittylyfe123 May 21, 2017
ABZ nitty (also known as Gareth) Is a crackhead from Aberdeen, Scotland. Gareth is often seen roaming the streets shirtless and asking people for crack money. Gareth also thinks that’s he’s a soldier- as you can see from a tiktok of him saying “stay tuned to tiktok everybody. I am a fucking soldier”, then he proceeds to do 4 pushups.
Person 1: yo it’s the ABZ nitty!
Person 2: omfg no way!!
Person 1: HEYY IM UR BIGGEST FAN!!
ABZ nitty: I AM A FUCKING SOLIDER
Person 2: omfg no way!!
Person 1: HEYY IM UR BIGGEST FAN!!
ABZ nitty: I AM A FUCKING SOLIDER
by Fanny Flaps 69 July 25, 2023