The act of pretending you're a heavyweight when you're actually a massive lightweight who is sick after one drink
by SweetNips69 March 08, 2017
"that Jay Nichols is white trash"
by big bopper with a huge popper June 11, 2017
the place where all the depressed emo girls go to cry their hearts out. also the place the potheads and nic addicts go to hit a bong/hyde in the bathroom. usually this happens in the open room, with risk of a teacher walking in at any moment. why do they do it here you may ask? because it’s the bathroom with the best ventilation. the girls usually sit on the bathroom floor (in the stalls this time) and sob their hearts out while listening to mitski.
by privateschoolbxtch25 November 10, 2021
Seasoned product manager and business analyst with extensive experience in developing high-performance platforms and innovative business solutions. Proven success with diverse teams and emerging technologies that generated new production, escalated revenue streams, and captured market majorities. Versatile professional with design and build experience in multiple business environments. Relationship and partnership building expertise that enhanced collaborative efforts and drove projects to completion ahead of critical deadlines. Superior technical skill combined with project management practice which delivered advanced controls and protocols, cutting-edge program design, and solutions to organizational information problems.
Mike T. Nichols II is an internet genius!
by Mike T. Nichols II November 23, 2021
The act of a man applying a warm, circular rubber ring to another mans rim to stem the sting resulting from an extended trip down the brown aisle.
by Sandy Sidgeway August 24, 2006
Somebody who loves to discuss shitting, farting, shit poetry, shit philosophy, shit music, the science of shit, the love of shit, movies about shitting, and one who thinks shit is so very funny.
Person 1: yo ethan nichols, how would you like to discuss the philosophy of shit?
Ethan nichols: hahahaha shit is funny, I would love to.
Ethan nichols: hahahaha shit is funny, I would love to.
by Ethan pickles May 03, 2024
Taylor Nichols is a hilarious person who knows how to make a situation awquard; she will say anything that comes to mind while eating her turkey sandwich, some spit may fly out her mouth when she giggles.
by Nancy Raines February 06, 2024