Look, I neymar, you neymar, he neymars, whenever we perform part or all of this theatrics:
- diving or taking a dive (aka: an exaggerated fall after no contact with an opponent);
- flopping into the ground;
- collapsing onto the ground;
- throwing ourselves to the ground;
- giving an impromptu audition for a gunshot victim;
- passing out randomly;
- hitting the ground;
- faking falls;
- faking injuries;
- faking being fouled;
- embellishment (aka: exaggerating a fall after little contact with an opponent);
- twisting and turning in pain on the ground;
- howling in pain on the ground;
- crumpling with a maudlin cry of agony, while clutching your shin and plaintively pleading for mercy;
- screaming like a petulant child;
- playing victim;
- constantly protesting, to the ref, about/against every single thing that happens on the pitch;
- acting like a drama king;
- acting like a primadonna;
- grassrolling;
- flopping around like a dead fish on the floor;
- going down elaborately;
- a combination of roll + scream + modern dance interpretation of what it’s like to be crushed underneath the wheels of a bulldozer;
- rolling around like we just jumped out of a speeding train.
You can proudly state that you're neymaring at your best when you deploy your full repertoire of melodrama.
(But don't worry, just one or two of these skills are still gonna make you hit the spot..)
- diving or taking a dive (aka: an exaggerated fall after no contact with an opponent);
- flopping into the ground;
- collapsing onto the ground;
- throwing ourselves to the ground;
- giving an impromptu audition for a gunshot victim;
- passing out randomly;
- hitting the ground;
- faking falls;
- faking injuries;
- faking being fouled;
- embellishment (aka: exaggerating a fall after little contact with an opponent);
- twisting and turning in pain on the ground;
- howling in pain on the ground;
- crumpling with a maudlin cry of agony, while clutching your shin and plaintively pleading for mercy;
- screaming like a petulant child;
- playing victim;
- constantly protesting, to the ref, about/against every single thing that happens on the pitch;
- acting like a drama king;
- acting like a primadonna;
- grassrolling;
- flopping around like a dead fish on the floor;
- going down elaborately;
- a combination of roll + scream + modern dance interpretation of what it’s like to be crushed underneath the wheels of a bulldozer;
- rolling around like we just jumped out of a speeding train.
You can proudly state that you're neymaring at your best when you deploy your full repertoire of melodrama.
(But don't worry, just one or two of these skills are still gonna make you hit the spot..)
I don't like football players who neymar.
Coach to his player: «Neymar again, and I'm gonna kick your ass!»
Coach to his player: «Neymar again, and I'm gonna kick your ass!»
by Mario1983 July 4, 2018
Get the neymar mug.So, (to) neymar basically happens whenever a player tries to con the referee, and/or the other officials, into:
- either calling a foul / penalty kick / free kick / corner kick / goal kick in favor of their team;
- or having an opponent booked (yellow-carded) or sent off (red-carded).
- either calling a foul / penalty kick / free kick / corner kick / goal kick in favor of their team;
- or having an opponent booked (yellow-carded) or sent off (red-carded).
He neymared, and that earned a yellow card for Serbia’s Adem Ljajic.
Soccer players neymar to have an opponent booked or sent off.
Soccer players neymar to have an opponent booked or sent off.
by Mario1983 July 4, 2018
Get the neymar mug.We are talking about a fine art that is very popular among soccer players / assoc. football players.
An art where Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior is the finest master of.
As a matter of fact, as a tribute to this Brazilian top actor - uh um.., pardon.., top player.. -, who's currently also the Oscar Prize winner under the category «Best Actor in a Leading Role» for having provided to the World the best performance of the fine art of simulation, this above-mentioned art is now known as the «NeymArt».
An art where Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior is the finest master of.
As a matter of fact, as a tribute to this Brazilian top actor - uh um.., pardon.., top player.. -, who's currently also the Oscar Prize winner under the category «Best Actor in a Leading Role» for having provided to the World the best performance of the fine art of simulation, this above-mentioned art is now known as the «NeymArt».
The Brazilian soccer player Neymar is the best artist of the NeymArt.
The NeymArt is on tour in Russia this summer.
The NeymArt is on tour in Russia this summer.
by Mario1983 July 4, 2018
Get the NeymArt mug.Neyara is the name of the first born of the great novelist/goat fucker Nedd the first of his name. and the Greatest mountain Goat of all time/Queen of lurkers Oseara. the name comes from merging the names of both Nedd and Oseara their ship name basically their ship has sailed and is sailing strong till this very day.
Neyara Forever
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