A term used typically to describe someone as a testicle. If someone calls you a nard, immediately slap that bitch, because when someone calls you a nard, they are trying to post up as the cool kids say along with their dumb squad of fuckboy baked vegetable looking asses.
Bill Cosby: "YOU NARD!"
Jerry Sandusky: "C'mon..... I barely touched that kid man.... why you gotta hate bro??"
Jerry Sandusky: "C'mon..... I barely touched that kid man.... why you gotta hate bro??"
by Succulent Eggroll On A Stick June 14, 2018

Oh man I was drinking with Nard last night and I don't remember anything, I hope he didn't give me a SNEAKY NARD
by Falling Eagle August 13, 2017

She’s definitely a Nardeli
by Adrianxx1 November 23, 2021

by goldfishasff March 26, 2021

A sexy good waking gym boy🥶🤤great hair and overall perfect in every way🤩 A great example of a nard is Rosa Parks
by Addy phillips February 5, 2022

by Kennel Vocab Ting September 17, 2019

A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.
Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013
