A Canadian drinking game. Participants gather around a large piece of wood and attempt to hammer a nail into the log with the lowest number of hits. If you miss or bend the nail, you have to drink. Nail Log often deteriorates into "Nail shit to other shit".
by epicnail April 1, 2010

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by SeaSlug December 27, 2018

The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.
"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"
"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."
"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"
"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."
"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"
by LexustheLeaf March 26, 2023

Basically a Problem with something you have created. in the example of a story it can be anything from forgetting to add a comma to the lack of a plot.
Author: dude i just finished my story! i spent like 3 months hammering all the Fail Nails out of it though! >_< but now im sure its ready for the public!
Friend: Sic! *reads it...1 week later* dude....this book sucks! you forgot the biggest Fail nail of all! THERES NO PLOT!
Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its just like Twilight! D:
Friend: Sic! *reads it...1 week later* dude....this book sucks! you forgot the biggest Fail nail of all! THERES NO PLOT!
Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its just like Twilight! D:
by \m/Metal\m/ September 11, 2010
