Mustard gas

Mustard gas: lighting a fat gb (gravity bong) bowl.

Friend: oh shit this mustard gas is gonan destroy me.

Me: Muuuosstarddd gassss 💨

by Mikey herman 🎅🏿 November 13, 2018

mustard fucker

a person who has sexual intercourse with people of Asian ethnicity

"Ryan likes those slant eye'd bitches he is a total Mustard Fucker"

by Adam Sin January 13, 2008

MustardMusket

a wiener and/or meatstick

Thats one tasty MustardMusket

by omega20mm August 23, 2007

mustard dorkin

(must-are-d dork-in) the act of placing mustard from the bottle near, in or around the anus.

yo, pete was so f'ed up jay made a salad in his hair, put pickles in his shoes, and gave him a mustard dorkin.

by jjigga August 21, 2009

Muntardasouras

Cross between a munted retard and a massive sore ass

when you are overcome by masses of amounts alcohol/chemicals and you are so large its derasic with a munted muut, you have become a muntardasouras

by Damobrothers January 29, 2010

mustardick

A penis with a wavy line of mustard on it.

Ew, Frank just sent me a Snapchat of his mustardick. It looks like zesty.

by tazzarama December 15, 2014

Mustard Dipping

When someone uses shit as lubrication before anal sex, common in prisons when someone is clenching to avoid anal rape.

John was clenching his ass so I had to mustard dip my way in

Mustard dipping is the only way to have a truly smooth ride

by Big L.O December 25, 2016