Moose

Commonly known as a retarded animal with no common sense or brain. They often do quite stupid acts which warrant questions of why it was even put on this earth.

The Moose is a stupid dickhead.

by IHateMoose July 30, 2017

Moose

A male's sperm. OR, moosed, the action of cumming.

There was a lot of moose in the bathroom stall.

When Tina walked by, Jon moosed in his jeans!

by fir3wing September 1, 2011

Moose

The fattest, dirtiest, drunkest, smelliest bastard at the local bar.

me: HEY MOOOOOSE!!! YOUR DRUNK!!!
Moose:MMMHHMMHH

by Big Smoke Dogg October 23, 2003

moose

A large brown animal with big antlers.They reproduce by nasal sex.

Wow that animal is brown and has big antlers and is having nasal sex!It must be a MOOSE!

by freak December 20, 2003

Moosed

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.

Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

Moosing

To play with a girls bra straps

"no moosing tonight, we're going to the queen's wedding"

by Joe Taylor VII June 11, 2006

moose

A animal like think that eats donuts all the time
A fatt kid that talks shit about people!

OMg look at that kid thats eating a donut lets call him moose!

by K to the D March 1, 2008