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mooching without smooching

girls going out with you on a friends-only basis (or in the context of 'hanging out').

is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.
my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!
by daveschappell October 30, 2010
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second hand mooching

when a person mooches off of a person who is also mooching off of somebody
when Brian is the majority stockholder of IBM, and gave 10 million dollars to Ryan. Fabio decided second hand mooching off Ryan was the way to go.
by big sexy 93 April 6, 2010
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gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine

Nick: Why is Darian such an asshole, he won't fucking leave me alone.
Harvard: what is wrong with Darian?
Nick: Darin is such a gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine bastard fuck!
by Nick_Hates_ JorAir. April 15, 2019
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Water Mooch

Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.
Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!

*drinks and then leaves*

Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!
by Ichirukio September 20, 2010
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Mooch

I barely avoided that mooch of wooks bumming smokes and trying to scavenge tickets outside the festival.
by Lokithedestroyer October 19, 2019
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mooch

A person that makes us better people and has no house lives in a truck am I still making fun of people that are naturally born with a disorder
Why are you living in my grandma's house get the f*** out don't mooch help a pay
by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018
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Mooch

Someone who has a free ride.

Tammy Burger
by Thetruth247 October 12, 2017
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