mooching without smooching

girls going out with you on a friends-only basis (or in the context of 'hanging out').

is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.

my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!

by daveschappell October 30, 2010

second hand mooching

when a person mooches off of a person who is also mooching off of somebody

when Brian is the majority stockholder of IBM, and gave 10 million dollars to Ryan. Fabio decided second hand mooching off Ryan was the way to go.

by big sexy 93 April 6, 2010

gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine

Darian my asshole friend. Just an asshole

Nick: Why is Darian such an asshole, he won't fucking leave me alone.
Harvard: what is wrong with Darian?
Nick: Darin is such a gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine bastard fuck!

by Nick_Hates_ JorAir. April 15, 2019

Mooch

The Battery God

Mooch really knows everything about batteries.

by danteinverse October 23, 2017

Mooched

Getting Mooched: being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

*"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."*

by Ralando July 31, 2017

Mooch

Going around looking for something you like and then steeling it.

She wanted to go for a Mooch for our first date.

by Brummy scum February 12, 2022

moochee

Soft, gentle and beautiful, Moochee is a girl who is confident and outspoken, May seems shy at first but once you get to know her it’s like she metamorphosed into a social “ whitty” and hilarious butterfly. Hard working and driven, very open and a good friend. Once she appreciates you there’s nothing she won’t do for you. Moochees are amazing.

When I grow up I want to be like Moochee
Moochee is like a butterfly

by Kbeau’s_1 November 24, 2021