Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.
When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.
This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.
This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019
Get the Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly mug.A union Monopoly is a union which has large amounts of political power and social influence.
These types of unions are often monopolistic in terms of forced unionization,
and are Coercive in terms of involuntary labor practices.
over time union monopolies start providing less and less services later asking members for more fees in return for less union services. Union monopolies often times bribe political officials to prevent companies from leaving their situated areas or governments from reworking their contracts. They are also unwilling to negotiate so they often times bankrupt the same companies or cities of which their workers they represent
Union monopolies Are known to bribe political officials in attempts to enforce all citizen workers under a single union. some politicians known to support union monopolies such as democratic socialist Bernie sanders whom has been a vocal supporter of forced unionization.
Sadly many citizens are often times unaware that unions are just as corrupt as corporate monopolies.
the intentions may be different, but the means are all the same.
These types of unions are often monopolistic in terms of forced unionization,
and are Coercive in terms of involuntary labor practices.
over time union monopolies start providing less and less services later asking members for more fees in return for less union services. Union monopolies often times bribe political officials to prevent companies from leaving their situated areas or governments from reworking their contracts. They are also unwilling to negotiate so they often times bankrupt the same companies or cities of which their workers they represent
Union monopolies Are known to bribe political officials in attempts to enforce all citizen workers under a single union. some politicians known to support union monopolies such as democratic socialist Bernie sanders whom has been a vocal supporter of forced unionization.
Sadly many citizens are often times unaware that unions are just as corrupt as corporate monopolies.
the intentions may be different, but the means are all the same.
Voters vote in Bernie sanders. Bernie sanders has been bought by the union monopoly. The unions fund his campaign, the workers fund the unions. The voters pay for union backed companies and union worker government services.
Cycle of corruption.
Cycle of corruption.
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Get the go directly, monopoly style mug.Having sex with a girl and or a guy and then having sex with his or her entire friend group later, this can be done all at once or it can be done at different times.
John: So did you have sex with Michala?
Me: Yeah and I’m planning to play monopoly
John: Hell yeah brotha
John: I’m currently playing monopoly with Ashley’s friend group
Me: How far are you?
John:Half way brotha, I’m currently working on Hannah
Me:Good work man I hope you get it
Me: Yeah and I’m planning to play monopoly
John: Hell yeah brotha
John: I’m currently playing monopoly with Ashley’s friend group
Me: How far are you?
John:Half way brotha, I’m currently working on Hannah
Me:Good work man I hope you get it
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