Mona is such a baddie. She can't leave house without one of her outfit. She has many bags and named them : Henri, Sabrina, Claire... She is fashionable but in a vintage style. Mona is crazy about astrology. She is sometimes a bitch when she judges you because of your sign... But she will always find a good part in you (i hope so). She has many crushes but the one she can't stop talking about is the waiter from the "Louis Blanc", a bar. She is often grumpy or bored, mostly at parties, but not ones where she sees a good-looking guy. Anyway there's yet so much to tell about Mona
by DreamCow December 6, 2021
Get the Mona mug.A “Mona Lisa” is an extremely beautiful girl that is used to break down the defenses of your opposition to ether set them up or for her cause a form of harm to them. Explained in Lil Wayne- Mona Lisa
by King ADG April 8, 2022
Get the Mona Lisa mug.Mona is voluptuous and juicy. You would know a Mona by the contagion of her laughter, the simple fact that no matter where you are it is recognizable in a large crowd - perfection. Her nose can swell to the size of the Empire State Building, and she can smell a triple cheeseburger from a mile away. Her voice is soft like butter, and she always draws a crowd.
Whenever you are in need, Mona is your steed. You can rely on her in times of trouble and she always lends a listening ear. Favorite among her friends, she is recognized as special, genuine, and Incredibly thupid.
Cigarettes + coffee = Mona + Nik
Everybody needs a friend that they can call home. A person that can understand and accept your flaws even when you can't accept them yourself. That's Mona. A soft and fresh breeze, the smell of a party pack from taco bell in the wind. Sheer magnificence.
Whenever you are in need, Mona is your steed. You can rely on her in times of trouble and she always lends a listening ear. Favorite among her friends, she is recognized as special, genuine, and Incredibly thupid.
Cigarettes + coffee = Mona + Nik
Everybody needs a friend that they can call home. A person that can understand and accept your flaws even when you can't accept them yourself. That's Mona. A soft and fresh breeze, the smell of a party pack from taco bell in the wind. Sheer magnificence.
Thupid 1: Hey Mona, can you clean the toilet?
Thupid 2: No, and I'm packing my bags and leaving. Fuck you.
End scene
Thupid 1: Merry Xmas! *Gives gift*
Thupid 2: Wow! I really think you got ripped off 😕 I did such a good job of your present though!
End scene
Thupid 1: *trying on various hats* Nothing fits! 😢
Thupid 2: Wow, you've got a big fucking head eh? 🧐
End scene
Thupid 2: No, and I'm packing my bags and leaving. Fuck you.
End scene
Thupid 1: Merry Xmas! *Gives gift*
Thupid 2: Wow! I really think you got ripped off 😕 I did such a good job of your present though!
End scene
Thupid 1: *trying on various hats* Nothing fits! 😢
Thupid 2: Wow, you've got a big fucking head eh? 🧐
End scene
by TheThupid2 March 14, 2022
Get the Mona mug.When smoking from a bong, the Mona Lisa is a 3 layer bowl piece consisting of kief and finely ground flower. Sprinkled on top lies the heaviest layer of kief experts refer to as “the frosting”.
by A guy12 March 20, 2022
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Get the Mona Apparition mug.a syndrome that affects Yemenis living in Saudi Arabia which makes them view Saudi's culture, accents, and people as perfect.
One of the treatments researchers have recommended for this syndrome is visiting Yemen.
One of the treatments researchers have recommended for this syndrome is visiting Yemen.
Yemeni A: Yemenis are a bunch of pedophiles and backward people, they shouldn't have access to the internet!
Yemeni B: Dude, you have Mona syndrome
Yemeni B: Dude, you have Mona syndrome
by atowk September 12, 2021
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