Virgin Molotov cocktail

A Virgin Molotov cocktail is a crude hydration weapon which consists of a glass bottle semi-filled with non flammable liquid, usually water, the mouth of the bottle is stoppered with a cork or other type of airtight bung (rubber, glass, or plastic), and a cloth rag fixed securely around the mouth.

The robots were exterminated using virgin molotov cocktails

by Jimmy the Jackal June 6, 2022

appalachian molotov

A jar full of pissed off hornets you use to throw at hostiles

Hey Clayton the ATF is coming get the appalachian molotov, thoes fuckers gonna be tweaking then we can take their dropped stuff.

by B-29SUPERFORT May 11, 2023

hippie molotov

“A hippie Molotov is when you take some shrooms, some acid and then some Molly to mellow you out so you don’t freak out”

I’m gonna do a hippie Molotov before the casino BOIS!

by Witchyassbitch July 25, 2023

Belgian Molotov

When one fills their sock with their own shit and cum (in either order), before tying the end and throwing it. (Not to be confused with a Turkish hand grenade.)

He really needed to pay, so I Belgian Molotov’d his ass

by Phil T. Ash October 29, 2023

Njet Molotoff

A Finnish propaganda song to mock Russian invaders during the Winter War, also goes hard as fuck

Finlandia, Finlandia,
sinne taas matkalla oli Iivana.
Kun Molotoffi lupas' juu kaikki harošii¹,
huomenna jo Helsingissä syödään marožii².
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

Finlandia, Finlandia,
Mannerheimin linja oli vastus ankara.
Kun Karjalasta alkoi hirmu tulitus,
loppui monen Iivanan puhepulistus.
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

Finlandia, Finlandia,
sitä pelkää voittamaton Puna-Armeija.
Ja Molotoffi sanoi että katsos torppas niin,
Tšuhna aikoo käydä meitä kraivelista³ kii.
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

Uralin taa, Uralin taa,
siellä onpi Molotoffin torpan maa.
Sinne pääsee Stalinit ja muutkin huijarit,
politrukit, komissaarit ja petroskoijarit.
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

guy 1 : yo you heard of Njet Molotofff?
russian guy 2 : THE SNOW IS FUCKING SPEAKING VIETNAMESE NJET NJET NJET NJET NJET NJET OH FUCK

by guywholikesthings January 7, 2024

Human Molotov

The act of drinking a large amount of gasoline (BRAND NEW REFERENCE) then lighting your mouth on fire and jumping off a building.

Bro did you see that dude do the Human Molotov at the Carcass concert?! That was fucking metal bro.

by BRANDNEWYAYAYA July 20, 2025

Truckstop Molotov

When you have eaten something excessively deep fried and greasy; and it causes you to take a blisteringly spicy dump.

It was taco tuesday last night and my arse is on fire today.... gonna have to go and unload a Truckstop Molotov.

by chronicblazer123 January 7, 2026