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Mellon Ballin

Term used to describe a sexual act in which a male places his penis in between a female's large voluptuous breast (preferably oiled up) and humps them gleefully.

It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.
I was so excited to be balling mellons with her and that rack that I accidentally ejaculated all around her neck after four humps leaving a marvelous pearl necklace.

Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you.
Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am
Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.
by n0ci nasty September 5, 2009
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mellors

someone of a spontaneous nature who often just bursts out with strange comments. Has a tendency to throw objects at innocent bystanders.
Stop being such a mellors
Gosh you are a bit of a mellors today
by lav machine April 30, 2004
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Mellow Hack

The act of having one's account usually Facebook hacked by a friend and have them post falsities as a prank.
John Smith posts "Whenever I fart, I smell a strong presence of penis."

Jane Doe replies "Babe, you better have gotten mellow hacked, or we have to rethink this relationship."
by Poopshootsoup June 29, 2011
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Mallory

Mallory is a awesome friend and sibling but she can be a butt sometimes. She always has your back no matter what and she is always happy . Loves basketball and hanging out with her team.
To my little sis Mallory
by Tribute May 13, 2018
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Mellony

charming girl with a big sense of humor shy at first but once you get to know her she is so outgoing she makes party not awkward
Omg you wanna be like mellony she is always not awkward
by Mellony03166 December 16, 2018
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gag mallot

pretaining to the male genitalia, i.e. penis
get a load of my gag mallot.

hey do you think my gag mallot will fit in my mouth?
by brittany thrush October 26, 2006
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mallory

A sexy mama that is loved and looked up to by all. A Mallory possesses extreme radness and everyone wants one. See also mallorie.
She's just trying to be a Mallory, even though she sucks at everything.
by allen_mz2 July 24, 2008
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