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when you punch a woman in the eye when your cumming from a blowjob "accidently"
by superbobbyross January 15, 2024
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Mocha 5

Adj- Describes with varying levels of intensity how hyped up someone is after their morning coffee. The scale goes from Mocha 1 to Mocha 6.
A mixture of "Mocha" and "Mach (1,2,3,4,5,6)"
Bill: "Dude...calm down. You're like Mocha 5 right now."
Jeff: "I'M FINE!!!! I DON"T NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!" (laughs, then runs out the door and gets hit by a car)
by sungreymon June 24, 2010
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Mocha

a skittish, but very smart and sweet tabby cat that loves head scratches.
stop opening the pantry, mocha!
by lighltysalted August 3, 2022
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Zebra mocha

Step 1. Woman assumes crab-walk position to look like a table
Step 2. Prepare a steamy… mocha and place it on the woman’s naval
Step 3. The woman gives the man a slobbery as fuck blow job
Step 4. When the man is ready, he climaxes into the steamy mocha and then proceeds to stir said coffee with his third member
Step 5. The steamy mocha is then consumed by both involved
Gorl, last night Joe and I tried a zebra mocha for the first time… da-lish
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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Mochas Gracious

Like "Muchas Gracias" or "You're welcome" in Spanish, but spelt very wrong, usually in texting errors by idiots
1. "I like your shoes"
2. "Mochas Gracious"
3. "Stupid, it's Muchas Gracias"
by Hunter Trippy December 22, 2019
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Creamy Mocha

When you’re hammering home that chocolate starfish and accidentally cum in that booty
I was givin’ her the ol’ jackhammer and ended up givin’ her a creamy mocha surprise.
by Cookie Monster34 October 9, 2020
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Mocha ray cookie

by Licorice cookie rules February 11, 2022
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