Mara

My wife, she is awesome and better than your wife, i am obsessed with my wife

Connor: I love my wife, Mara

by Gyorm September 11, 2022

JONAH MARAIS

he is the hottest out of these five really smexy boys jack zach daniel and corbyn but like jonah is like

mmmmmm
the rest of em are like
yum

i meet them in 11 days and you don’t ahahahah beat me sisssissiisiis

jk i’m nice.

1:wdw is hot

2:yeah corbyn s the hottest

me: NO JONAH MARAIS IS

by jonahshot July 28, 2019

Jonah Marais's girlfriend

Shayne is the girlfriend of Jonah Marais. She's amazing, smart, pretty, has the best friends in the world and the best cheerleader you've ever seen.

"omg is that who I think it is?" "omg yeah it's Shayne. She's Jonah Marais's girlfriend."

by Barbie_Bxtch May 23, 2021

big mara

When translated, Big mara means big dick. And we all know Ippo is packing a schlonger

Ippo is packing a big mara! I don’t think Kumi can handle this man

by aceofspaedes December 4, 2022

My little maradona goose

So hot he’s famous and he’s so worthy for any female

My little maradona goose is smoking hot 🥵!

by Cici@@ March 9, 2021

Get dicked for Mara

An excamation to be shouted when annihilating your enemies in-game. Popularized among the fanbase of the up-and-coming twitch streamer "Arleha."

Apex: That Ash tried rifting onto me, but she got dicked for Mara
LoL: (Lux ulting a dumbass Rengar) GET DICKED FOR MARA
Chess: If he moves that bishop, he'll straight up get dicked for Mara

by Alchimeii February 15, 2022

Ardscoil Na Mara

A prison located in Tramore, County Waterford, Munster, Republic of Ireland. It is run by a strange bald man who looks at people's feet. It is famed for having terrible hot chocolate.

Employer: "Hey, did you go to Ardscoil Na Mara?"
Eldritch being: "Mayhaps."

by NeverFrenshia June 27, 2022