by GREENYCREW September 11, 2007
a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!
by mikeisanass January 08, 2010
the most astonishing, astounding, surprising, bewildering, stunning, staggering, shocking, startling, stupefying, breathtaking, perplexing, confounding, dismaying, and disconcerting person ever.
by miminoto April 26, 2021
Mike has no hair. In the midday sun his head could be mistaken for a quintessential sundial, don’t get too close. The shadows cast upon his dewy lit skull can be mesmerising, don’t be fooled he’s a thief of time, forever in search of a more youthful complexion.
by Itwasntmebutitwas85 November 23, 2021
Mike is a guy who is a crazy motherfucker if u do something. To him u will get fuck hard by your family he is also a guy who will fuck your sister. He is a Italian badass who get all the girls.
by Michael23maraccini June 06, 2019
by Ken City November 07, 2021
Mike is so cute
by Yourlordandsavioursatan December 14, 2019