Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.
After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.
by Cuntcrusher666 June 6, 2017
Get the messi ronaldomug. Banging dog-style, blasting on your partners back, adding semolina to it and making pasta. As referenced on Roast Mortem Podcast.
by BrownPanther February 9, 2022
Get the messy semolinamug. Defined best as someone or something that is anything and everything negative, bad, rude or plain trifling.
Found in the song "UhOh" By Derty
Found in the song "UhOh" By Derty
by Ms.t&m September 9, 2009
Get the Thuggish and Messymug. by Seagulls Of Satan! September 29, 2008
Get the Messy Poomug. by Titty hickey August 10, 2022
Get the Messy funmug. Noun.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
by ThePeoplesIdiot December 29, 2009
Get the Messy Popeyemug. When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.
by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020
Get the Messi lingardmug.