Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.
After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.
by Cuntcrusher666 June 6, 2017

by Seagulls Of Satan! September 29, 2008

Defined best as someone or something that is anything and everything negative, bad, rude or plain trifling.
Found in the song "UhOh" By Derty
Found in the song "UhOh" By Derty
by Ms.t&m September 9, 2009

Banging dog-style, blasting on your partners back, adding semolina to it and making pasta. As referenced on Roast Mortem Podcast.
by BrownPanther February 9, 2022

by Dank Spanker January 18, 2018

by Timmy Largo January 26, 2020

When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.
by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020
