she is a rude and self-obsessed bitch. She seems nice at first but she will stab you I the back without you realizing it. she only sticks with the people who look like her and likes every guy she talks to. she will try to steal your man but if he is loyal her powers won't work.
random person: hey have you seen that girl melanie?
random person 2: yeah such a bitch but kinda pretty...
random person 2: yeah such a bitch but kinda pretty...
by allblacks08 August 23, 2020
Get the melaniemug. My Melanie, muse, music, musician, museum, man I'm lucky to know her, almost too good to be true but Melanie is not a myth. Maybe if I tell her how I feel, she'll marry me. Most likely. Must meet and make the most of a relationship with a Melanie as she's a wealth of endless treasure. Many don't have what it it takes, missing out. Make Melanie a family member, go to her meadow, have a lifetime of delicious meals and meaningful conversations. Magnificent, beautiful, elegant, smart, funny, sarcastic, athletic, sensitive, special, sexy, modern and classic. Meaningful, immeasurable, valuable, matching feminine with your masculine. Melanie's are humble, waiting for invitation to share all of herself to her one true love, a gift from God.
Girl: Melanie is an engimna.
Boy: I know, but I understand her.
Girl: Melanie seems like an intriguing leader, friend, creative intelligent person, I'd like to be her friend.
Boy: Yes, luckily I'm the rare one who knows because I've endeavored to know her, we're loyal to the end.
Girl: Sounds like she's your best friend.
Boy: Yes, I'd like to share my life with her. I'd even marry her given the chance.
Boy: I know, but I understand her.
Girl: Melanie seems like an intriguing leader, friend, creative intelligent person, I'd like to be her friend.
Boy: Yes, luckily I'm the rare one who knows because I've endeavored to know her, we're loyal to the end.
Girl: Sounds like she's your best friend.
Boy: Yes, I'd like to share my life with her. I'd even marry her given the chance.
by dontmissthegift April 22, 2021
Get the Melaniemug. One of the best friends you can have. Melanie is a tall plays soccer, blond haired girl who is shy and awkward at first but once you get to know her she is a lovable crackhead that you wouldn't want to lose.
by Korn_slipknot_1995 February 5, 2020
Get the Melaniemug. A tall tan girl who enjoys watching porn and enjoys flirting with guys all the damm time. she enjoys drinking and smoking weed
Person1" I just got high with this girl melanie. Person2" Oh yeah man she is the best person to get high with"
by JamesCordon August 12, 2019
Get the melaniemug. 
Melanie
Melanie is a very good friend. She'll buy you food, she'll give you hugs, lots of love, be there for you through extremely hard times through a lot of bullshit, and ...be a sister to you. The best sister ever. Her tittys are 36d and she’s insane and will be very mad if you disappoint her. She can be a bit to much for some some she is short and has a metal water bottle for some special She is pretty wise she ...knows how to guide you through lifeeee...! She's beautiful as hell. Though she sometimes doesn't see it. :/ But it's clear to see. She is a pretty good singer, she likes singing, loves her friends, may be distant at times sometimes wants to be alone. she got stains on her pants last year and she eats to many takis how is this woman not dead run away from her while you can Kidding, she's great and deserves love and she will love you like no other. (:
Melanie is a very good friend. She'll buy you food, she'll give you hugs, lots of love, be there for you through extremely hard times through a lot of bullshit, and ...be a sister to you. The best sister ever. Her tittys are 36d and she’s insane and will be very mad if you disappoint her. She can be a bit to much for some some she is short and has a metal water bottle for some special She is pretty wise she ...knows how to guide you through lifeeee...! She's beautiful as hell. Though she sometimes doesn't see it. :/ But it's clear to see. She is a pretty good singer, she likes singing, loves her friends, may be distant at times sometimes wants to be alone. she got stains on her pants last year and she eats to many takis how is this woman not dead run away from her while you can Kidding, she's great and deserves love and she will love you like no other. (:
by Mels 🌈 September 5, 2019
Get the Melaniemug. A girl with and auful personality that plays all the guys so she can look popular but really everyone hates her. They tend to look like rats or even mice.
by 🖕🏻👍🏻👋🏻 November 15, 2016
Get the Melaniemug.