Mr. Mayer

A faggot

Mr. Mayer is a cunt.

by Thomas’ May 30, 2018

John Mayer

A very gorgeous man, who makes very gorgeous music, but has a very raunchy sense of humor, that isn't really that humorous. John Mayer also likes women with large breasts.

Gorgeous man: Google Image search (John Mayer)
Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: “I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson

by my name is blank. September 20, 2008

Georgia Mayer

The woman that thinks she's a man, She created the group called SeaCross and she is the Grand Daughter of Leto and Daughter of Artemis.

Georgia Mayer is cool.

by Andrei Tumale May 21, 2020

Mayer

The name of the man on the side of all kinds of hotdogs and quick food products. That has a large hotdog mobile that sings a song about hotdogs.

"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weenier."

by dispatchergurl August 24, 2008

Oscar Mayer

An over cooked dried up weiner, probably belonging to the first author with the initials f y

It is full of animal waste not fit for human consumption

by Good Taste September 24, 2003

John Mayer

When you have a chick so horny, she doesn't even want to waste time taking her panties off, so she just slides them over to the side.

The gay equivalent is a Ricky Martin.

That opera had her so turned on, we John Mayer'd in the car.

by Mr. Bogins December 12, 2012

Mayer

The kid everyone hates because he can't speak like a normal human and blames everything on his ADHD.

That nerd in my class is such a Mayer!

by Where'sTheLambSauce January 25, 2017