Brazilian Massage

by Johnny9090 January 9, 2006

Text Massage

What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage.

Angela was sitting down, and randomly got a text massage from her dad.

by destructotruck March 17, 2010

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banana massage

Indonesian term for male masterbation. A wank.

"Hey you like what you see? Vely good banana massage. Vely good jiggy-jiggy. You want young girl?"

"No thanks, Japang."

"Ahh young boy?"

by The_Strut October 21, 2004

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When your fucking a chick with hairy legs; you bust your load on to one leg. After the cumming you rub the cum around her legs as a gentle massage. Following that you find a razor and trim her leg hairs and shove the hairs into her butt hole. Finally you eat out her butt hole for a delicious snack.

Billy Joe says to John"I was with your sister last night and she had not shaved her legs in a while so I gave her a nice Pakistani Massage. She also asked for a Pakistani haircut and I was like "nah" but then i changed my mind and was like "sure" "

John replys " You dirty mother fucker, you have no friends"

by Atheist FTW July 3, 2010

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Lip Massage

A slow BlowJob. One involving a soft slow stroke of the lips on a nice hard shaft. A good lip masseus will stroke a cock all the way up and down using the throat as an assist.

Mary: "Guess what i did to Johnny today after school got out?"

Sue: "What?"

Mary: "I gave him the best lip massage eva!"

by LipMasseus February 6, 2013

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