Would bring about world peace if mandated one toke a day worldwide. Einstein was smoking it when he discovered relativity, and that's a fact buy his memoirs it's in there. It's a shame it's illegal, the only reason is because it is the most common drug, basically a cash cow for the courts.

Also, "marijuana" is a racist term, it's not Spanish ("mota" is the term for pot). It's xenophobic to call it this and if you want to sound the least bit educated call it "Cannabis"
"Einstein smoked marijuana and destroyed Newton's classical theory of mechanics, yet somehow if you smoke it people call you stupid"

"What do Salvador Dali, Van Gogh, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Einstein, and Kurt Vonnegut all have in common?"
"They were all geniuses?"
"well, yea, but they all loved marijuana too"
by EisMCsquared February 15, 2010
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Da Good Shit! that god created on the 8th day!
"Nigga we out to smoke some of dis fine sticky icky icky!"
by g style March 22, 2005
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A sweet leafy plant that is a whole lotta fun to smoke. It will also soon be legal in Canada. Just one more reason Canada is better than the USA.
*Cough! Cough!*.....woohhh....that's some heavy marijuana
by MegaMan_C_ February 10, 2004
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Marijuana grown from the cannabis sativa plant Active ingrediant THC also know as delta-9-tetra-hydrocannabinol
Marijuana is a hell of a drug
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An unaltered and misunderstood plant. The US spends money and resources every year on a war against a plant while children and the elderly go hungry and homeless. As competition to the US government and their control on it's citizens, in the 1930's it was made illegal. Despite it's many beneficial qualities. Everyone from business men to stay at home moms enjoy indulging on Marijuana, many of which you would never know took part in such activities, do so in a responsible manner; Bills get paid, Children are well taken care of, etc...
I've had the flu for a week and today was the first day I was able to eat and hold it down thanks to Marijuana for taking the nausea away and giving me an appetite.
by StopCrimesAgainstNature December 28, 2015
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Marijuana is a psychoactive plant that uses TCH to get you high which can help with depression, anxiety and intense pain.
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Pronounced: mar-uh-wah-nuh

Dried leaves from the female hemp plant is usually smoked as a form of a narcotic and hallucinogen. Hemp plants contains THC {Tetrahydrocannabinol) the main active chemical in Marijuana. The membranes of certain nerve cells in the brain contain protein receptors that bind to THC. Once securely in place, THC kicks off a series of cellular reactions that ultimately lead to the high that users experience when they smoke marijuana.

If someone is high on marijuana, he or she might:

Seem dizzy and have trouble walking;
Seem silly and giggly for no reason;
Have very red, bloodshot eyes; and
Have a hard time remembering things that just happened.

When the early effects fade, over a few hours, the user can become very sleepy or very hungry! also known as "the munchies" ;)

Common street names for marijuana include: Pot, Grass, Weed, Bud, Jay, Reefer, Joint, Ganja, Herb, Dope, Smoke, Boo Ya, Red Hair, Chronic, The Green, The Kind, Mary Jane, Skunk, Sens, Thai Sticks, Hash, Hashish, Mowie Wowie, J, Hooter, Toke, Ysca, Budah, Bionic, Schwag, Indica, Mex, Herbage, Doobage, Wacky Tobacky, Hemp, THC, Indo, Homegrown, Doobie
by EricaJulia1 October 23, 2007
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