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san marino by Elliot Min January 15, 2005
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Dan Marino
the 27th PICK OF THE 1983 draft, since there were only 28 teams back then, dipshit. his defenses were consistently near the bottom of the league and never truly had a great running back. when asked to give up the ball to the running game, he did out of desire to win a championship, only to find that the players jimmy johnson picked at that position were duds. in most experts opinion, he is at least on a par with any quarterback in nfl history. probably a victim of his own statistics, because idiots like don shula figure "if we just rely on danny to pass teh ball all game, we're bound to win a super bowl eventually". peers of his like john elway, had the fortune of having a coach with a brain, who realizes that you will not win superbowls unless you have a balanced attack on offense and a solid defense.
idiots would call marino selfish, but i wonder how far those teams would have gone relying on teh running game and defense they didn't have
Dan Marino by Michael Scholl April 4, 2005
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Mariandree
A Mariandree (or Mari for short) is the absolute epitome of perfection, beauty, and all around awesomeness and badassery. Maris are normally under 5 feet in height and have beautiful smiles and laughs. Although very aggressive when agitated, Maris make the world a better place (and look really cute when they're mad).
Fact: If a Mari senses danger, they become enraged and, out of primordial instinct, will give you the silent treatment from 1 week- 1 year
Fact: Diet consists of fresh hearts, torn from the chest of unsuspecting men
Overall, Maris are incredibly intelligent, adaptive, beautiful creatures that help make up the silver lining of the dark storm cloud that is modern day society.
Fact: If a Mari senses danger, they become enraged and, out of primordial instinct, will give you the silent treatment from 1 week- 1 year
Fact: Diet consists of fresh hearts, torn from the chest of unsuspecting men
Overall, Maris are incredibly intelligent, adaptive, beautiful creatures that help make up the silver lining of the dark storm cloud that is modern day society.
Mariandree(s) are beautiful, highly intelligent creatures that feed on the hearts of unsuspecting men.
Mariandree by Albusdumbledore March 30, 2015