eating the mango

Performing cunilingus.

From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.
Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.

His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.
by Dandy Dinmot May 17, 2009
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Mango Cake

Nick: Ay Cody! Last night I got mango cake!
by The115 December 11, 2010
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Mango pretzels

Mango pretzels are the new yummy, delightful, fun snack for kids! With a hard outer shell and crunchy bite, filled with a Tangye, Oozing mangoy taste. Will leave your tastebuds wanting more.

Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?

Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.
Person 1: Have you tried the new mango pretzels?

Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!
by Soulxls June 16, 2020
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Blue Mango

The bottled sense of delusion one gets from sleep deprivation. A very potent drug that is new on the market.
Guy 1: Man I was on blue mango last night. I was fucked up man. I kept on seeing green goats trying to smell the mountains.

Guy 2: I was on blue mango and I saw a unicorn jumping a double rainbow.

Guy 1: Dudddeee!!! That was good night!!
by Ma Mama January 29, 2011
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Mango Tango

A diamond stud in the tip of your penis for purposes of mating display, and to enhance the clitoral stimulation of (female) sexual partners.
She liked the glint of my mango tango, but she liked it much better when she couldn't see it, but could feel it.
by Little Gizza October 19, 2010
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Mango Bango

An explicit sexual act, popular amongst various beaner populations, in which a male, while whistling, is performing anal sex on a bald, jump-roping female, while, also, allowing a three-legged dog of only 50 pounds or greater to perform anilingus on him. This act can only be considered a true Mango Bango if there is an ashy black guy jacking his meat whistle and simultaneously eating a Ganny Smith apple.
Dude, I'm so totally tired, man. Last night, me, my girl, my dog, and some black guy had a crazy-ass Mango Bango.
by boydre January 03, 2007
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MANGO Complex

MANGO Complex refers to the nexus between the Military, Academia and NGOs.
The forthcoming Mathematics Education (PME) Conference to be held at the University of Haifa just after being awarded a tender by Israel’s Ministry of Defense to train and grant academic degrees to the officers of the notorious Israel Defense Forces (IDF) proves how the MANGO Complex works to improve the tarnished image of Israel.
by Class struggle memes March 08, 2023
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