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Mangleish

(Noun) Horribly spoken or written English- typically from non-native English speakers but can also be observed when native English speakers are drunk. Mangled English.
Did she just ask for directions to the walkway or how to make broccoli? I couldn't tell. She was speaking the Mangleish.

Did you go to our Physics review session?
Why would I? I can't understand the TA. He's always speaking the Mangleish.
by f.scott fakegerald November 2, 2010
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Meat Mangler

When a person stalks your penis or has a serious obsession with your tool.
Robyn: Baby i want it

Rell: Damn it im playing madden

Robyn: Please baby

Rell: Damn it woman stop acting like such a meat mangler!
by Rello84 September 19, 2011
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dick mangler

one who causes damage to male genitals
That guy broke my dick. He's a dick mangler.
by pünanas September 19, 2015
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mangenity

noun. 1) to engage in anal intercourse with a man for the first time
When I dropped the soap at the prison shower, I unexpectedly lost my mangenity.
by JosephD August 29, 2006
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Magglez

A Young red headed woman who is both "Intesnse" & "Full of fire"
Do not cross the Magglez as she is known to break legs.
To calm a disgruntled Magglez feed it cigarettes and banana smoothies.
It's Magglez! "Thats me!"
by Lala06374 July 22, 2010
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mangery

The surgery, often minor, that a man performs on himself in order to avoid a hospital visit, and the fees that accompany a hospital visit. May include a wife or girlfriend standing by with peroxide, a bottle of rum, various painkillers or illicit substances, dirty surgical instruments, super glue (in lieu of stitches), or any combination of those. A man has successfully performed mangery on himself when he has gone one week without getting a major infection.
-Man i fell off my bike last week!
-Dude, you OK??
-Yeah, i had some gravel in my hand, but it was nothin' a little mangery couldn't handle
-Was the mangery successful?
-Yup, no infection yet.
by Roadrash March 15, 2011
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Mangkey

A very close friend.
I love you mangkey.
by milkchapman April 8, 2021
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